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一档由脱口秀演员主持的搞笑播客，用外星人调查会议的形式，花式吐槽人类身体的脆弱与尴尬，笑点密集又让人共鸣。

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为什么人类已经能造出飞机、芯片、AI ，却还在使用一副如此原始的身体系统？动不动就累，动不动就疼，既容易失控，还容易尴尬。经初步调查，我们认为人类的身体并不是交通工具，更像是一种情绪化、低续航的劣质硬盘，出问题从不提前通知，越重要的时候越掉链子，关键时候还很难修好。以下是地球历 2026 年第一次调查会议记录：【外星主播】张尔达（小红书：@张尔达）李梦杰（小红书：@李梦杰会说笑）张灏喆（小红书：@开局桌游张灏喆（金牌讲师版））【调查报告】 02:30 1.人类的身体经常背叛自己 1.1 老化 1.2 嘴馋 1.3 夜尿 1.4 雌化 09:55 2.人类的身体必须精心维护 2.1 精洗 2.2 精吃 2.3 杀菌 22:17 3.人类的身体会制造羞耻感 3.1 鼻毛 3.2 扁头 3.3 卡肉 3.4 憋屁 32:55 4.人人类一边伤害身体，一边疯狂补救 4.1 怕死式养身 4.2 意外躲不过【大星星联络方式】商务合作：zhanlingdiqiuyi@163.com 音频播客：小宇宙视频播客：B站、小红书、抖音、腾讯视频

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从老化、嘴馋到憋屁，笑点密集又扎心
三位脱口秀演员互怼式聊天，氛围轻松爆笑

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Why people download 占领地球仪

下载离线听，笑到停不下来 - 用外星人视角吐槽人类身体的种种奇葩设计 - 从老化、嘴馋到憋屁，笑点密集又扎心 - 三位脱口秀演员互怼式聊天，氛围轻松爆笑

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地球很复杂、人类很难懂、土特产很好吃【大星星先遣小队】队长：张尔达队员：李梦杰张灏喆发来周报 ε(*˙ω˙)_/°:˙Big Star Star☆☆☆

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